This great white shark figure is all teeth, fins, and pure unbothered menace—in the most charming way possible.
With its sleek body and permanently intense expression, it looks like it just swam out of a high-stakes ocean documentary and directly into your living room. Every detail says “apex predator,” but the overall vibe is more “dramatic sea potato with a secret soft side.”
The mouth is slightly open, either mid-hunt or mid-yawn—hard to say, really.
Its dorsal fin demands respect, even if it’s just sitting next to a pencil holder.
The eyes are small, black, and deeply uninterested in your opinions.
Whether it’s gliding across your desk or lurking behind a plant like it’s ambushing a ficus, this shark brings a strong presence with zero effort. It's here to silently dominate your shelf space and remind everyone that even at three inches long, it’s still technically at the top of the food chain.
