This hognose snake keychain is a pocket-sized drama queen in serpent form—equal parts sass, squiggle, and fake-it-til-you-make-it confidence.
With its slightly upturned nose and “I swear I’m scarier than I look” attitude, it hangs from your keys like it’s preparing to throw a tiny tantrum or play dead at the first sign of responsibility. Whether it’s curled up on your bag or dangling heroically from a zipper, it brings full reptile flair with just the right amount of theatrical flair.
It doesn’t bite, it bluffs. And it’s perfectly happy to ride along, looking mildly offended and deeply committed to pretending it had nothing to do with those missing snacks in your pocket.
